What turns you on?

Guess who.

I keep getting messages on my main blog, asking me when I’m going to start posting again.
The thing is, I have no laptop. I only have my iPhone; and as amazing as this phone is, I can’t make submissions on it.
As soon as I can, I’ll post on here. For the time being, please stop badgering me. I truly am sorry, but there’s nothing I can do.

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I haven’t done this in awhile, so hi. This is me, the owner of the blog. I get a lot of questions unrelated to the blog and don’t bother replying to them. But if you have something you would really like to know, ask me on my main blog and I’ll be happy to reply. Thank you ALL for following, submitting, and reblogging. My followers are the only reason why this blog is still going and why I try so hard to keep ya’ll happy. I love you guys. Thank you for putting up with me being inactive and not posting as much as I should.

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alittlemindhere Asked: "why is your blog so damn awesome?"

Answer:

Because it’s about sex, and sex is awesome.

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There is nothing sexier than hearing a man moan your name as you’re going down on him.

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vaporizethecity-deactivated2012 Asked: "how bout you get someone to help you out with this account, i would (:"

Answer:

I’ve gotten this question a lot. But right now, I just don’t have the time to teach someone how to run this blog. I’m incredibly picky and there’s a certain way I do things, that would be hard to explain to someone online. My color patterns have to be a certain way, certain things can’t get submitted, etc. I would LOVE LOVE LOVE the help, but I just don’t see how I could make it work.

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